I apologize for not posting in awhile. This happened for two reasons:
- Moved. From one place to another.
- F1’s currently horrible state put me into a motorsport-based depression. And a loss of motivation to write. AT ALL.
I’m sorry I have failed you. But I am back again. In my depression, I became so enraged by what I saw happening, that I realized I should take all of this rage I had, and use it to create change. I should be motivated to do my part as a fan, and correct what is wrong with the sport. And I am here to do that.
I will give you all of my thoughts and the major events that happened since I last posted.
ING left Renault. Um, rofl? “New title sponsor for car! Hurry, quick! Us!” lol, I bet Renault lost some money too. Those financial firms make sure to have water tight contracts, protecting them and their money. Who knows. Just saying. Which has snowballed in Renault talking of leaving, making the newly signed Kubica contract null and void. Kubica sues, and get’s paid. Hopefully.
Singapore was pretty much the suck-fest we were all expecting. Valencia and Singapore… And this is what Bernie wants that in NYC for a USGP? As an American F1 fan, I would be ashamed to call that my home grand prix. But high dollar fellas pat each other on the back as they strike a high dollar deal, knocking the shame right out of each other.
And then probably the stupidest move of all time happened. Ferrari bought out Kimi Raikkonen and signed Fernando Alonso for 2010 + 2 more years. This is quite possibly the dumbest move in the history of the universe.
EVER.
IN OVER 13 BILLION YEARS.
But who cares? Other than the fact that Ferrari could have had
THE ULTIMATE F***ING DREAM TEAM.
Instead, the feel sorry for poor old Massa. Even though he’s a shit driver, the tifosi felt they “owed him” one, and so they didn’t fire him for 2010. Also, you can bet being Michael Schumacher’s protege, that surely he had some influence.
Ferrari could have had FERNANDO ALONSO and KIMI RAIKKONEN on their team AT THE SAME TIME.
This is the ultimate duel that F1 has dreamt about for years. AND FERRARI PASS ON IT.
Horsesh*t.
Ferrari is one of the few car manufacturers that are posting profits.
Massa will never win a championship. Ever. Unless Ferrari gets some F2004 or double diffuser business going where it taints the results. But they’ve never done that before.
Japan was a borefest.
“Fernando with Ferrari, that’s something I like a lot,” Schumacher said on his website. “I was involved from the very beginning in this decision, and I always liked the idea.”
Schumacher was quick to get Fernando in there, so Kimi couldn’t embarass Massa/Schumacher in 2010.
“I always liked the idea.”
Michael Schumacher always liked the idea of getting rid of Kimi Raikkonen. You know, the driver Luca Di signed to replace Michael because the big boss man wouldn’t cry and beg on his knees to have him back? Just for one more run with Todt. For old times sake.
Give me a break. These dealmakers are blowing this way out of proportion. Too much emotion. And the fans get left with another failed driver combo. The failure in both cases being Felipe Massa.
Whew, Button won the WDC. Big suprise there.
NOT.
They were lucky not to lose it. But of course, Newey secretly hates designing F1 cars, and ruined anything red bull had going. loljk, Newey is a good guy. 
Brazil was okay. At best.
Williams better cross fingers and hope to somehow beat everyone in 2010, which Frank Williams and Patrick Head both know in the back of their minds that winning anything is a fantasy, and the only good results will not come through the fast pace of their car, but by the failures and dnf’s of others. I know they don’t feel shame in this, just saying… they aren’t going to build a “fast” car.
The 2010 Abu Dhabi Grand Prix was okay. The new CGI graphic was disappointing, imo. And all the race showed was how much Jenson Button is a pussy. Webber’s tires sucked and Jenson still wouldn’t make a move even though he was clearly faster.
Dear Jenson Button,
Why didn’t you make a move dude? It’s the last race of the year, let it all hang out, and then if it doesn’t work out, just lock up a brake and claim after the race that at least you had the balls to do something rather than nothing. Be a hero, instead of showing everyone that clearly Red Bull Renault is clearly the better car, and at least one of its drivers World Champion by now.
Sincerely,
F1 Troll
Bridgestone gone after 2011. lol. Too bad we couldn’t have a Goodyear and Michelin competition. But I’m sure Bridgestone’s decision to leave had nothing to do with Nick Heidfeld’s recent comments:
“For me, on the long runs, they lasted OK but for some other guys they went away a lot quicker,” Heidfeld said in Singapore. “We have the prime tyre which is possible to do the race, obviously better, it maybe doesn’t help things but the tyre is not too soft.
“As there is no competition, they could be ten times better, we could have tyres that are softer, offer more grip and last the distance.
“On top of that, the idea of having to use both compounds is artificial to create something that is not sport.”
He added: “There is no tyre testing, we have the same tyres for the whole year. What is really surprising is that even now so late in the season sometimes things happen that you didn’t expect. It’s not just for the team, it’s for the whole paddock.”
No one disagreed.
