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“Crashgate” is Nothing New to Formula 1

Where are the F1 team bosses on crashgate?

Ari Vatanen? Jean Todt? Do these guys have duct tape over their mouths? This is the perfect soapbox opportunity, but they don’t want to step on toes. Especially Todt, who has has many bodies in the closet regarding his F1 past with Ferrari. No need to open up a [...]

2009 Grand Prix of Italy Review – Pope Miracles Podium for Kimi

The tifosi prayed for a podium spot, and the Prancing Horse granted them a miracled, channeled down from the heavens through the pope, and into Hamilton’s brain.

Wow does the Ferrari suck. lol I mean seriously. Adrian Sutil was catching Kimi Raikkonen. The previous sentence makes no sense.

Anyone else notice Liuzzi didn’t challenge Hamilton? And people [...]

2009 Italian GP Qualifying

I’m hoping for a 1988 repeat. Fast McLarens get stupid. Ferrari 1-2. In honor of the fallen. In 1988, it was the death of Enzo Ferrari. In 2009, we have a similar situation. If you use addition, and take Schumacher’s neck injury + Massa’s eyeball boinged at Hungary + sacking of Luca Badoer = roughly [...]

Why USF1 Should Hire Jacques Villeneuve

Peter Windsor and Ken Anderson should do the right thing and hire Jacques Villeveuve.

Why?

He can bring experience to the team. He knows ALL about startup teams and things that can go wrong. Remember with BAR? It’s how he threw his career away. This is his last chance at glory, and I have a feeling he’ll [...]

2009 Belgian GP Qualifying – Fisichella on Pole

What the hell is Giancarlo Fisichella doing on pole? Everyone’s surprised. Even me. Although less so, when you consider he’s always gone well in shit cars at Spa. 2nd in 1997 driving the Jordan-Peugeot. 3rd in 2001 driving the Benetton. Either way you cut it, Vijay Mallya is still a douche.
Jenson Button is over the [...]

2009 European Grand Prix

First thing’s first: McLaren is an embarassment from the top down.

Heikki Kovalainen’s seat is gone. Team tell him to raise his game. He nearly got pole, but made a mistake. Started on front row. Finished fourth. Gone. Robert Kubica, a man looking to be in a desperate situation, will be more appreciative of that competitive [...]

2009 European Grand Prix Qualifying at Valencia Review

Schumacher at Spa. Please. Maybe the Pope can make a house call and perform a miracle. For Monza, at least.
Adrian Sutil deserves that McLaren drive. I think yes, even more than Kubica.
Romain Grosjean ain’t half bad. Jaime Alguersuari ain’t now slouch either.
Sebastien Buemi has one-lap wonder pace. That’s it.

Random Sports Thought – Isn’t something that is [...]

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