I apologize for not posting in awhile. This happened for two reasons:
Moved. From one place to another.
F1’s currently horrible state put me into a motorsport-based depression. And a loss of motivation to write. AT ALL.
I’m sorry I have failed you. But I am back again. In my depression, I became so enraged by what I [...]
Engineered two world championships for Michael Schumacher and Fernando Alonso each.
One must ask, “what did he ask of Jos Verstappen? Johnny Herbert? Giancarlo Fisichella?”
“I was not aware of the position of his contract negotiations although with the benefit of hindsight I now consider that he believed that his actions would have a favourable effect on [...]
Where are the F1 team bosses on crashgate?
Ari Vatanen? Jean Todt? Do these guys have duct tape over their mouths? This is the perfect soapbox opportunity, but they don’t want to step on toes. Especially Todt, who has has many bodies in the closet regarding his F1 past with Ferrari. No need to open up a [...]
I’m hoping for a 1988 repeat. Fast McLarens get stupid. Ferrari 1-2. In honor of the fallen. In 1988, it was the death of Enzo Ferrari. In 2009, we have a similar situation. If you use addition, and take Schumacher’s neck injury + Massa’s eyeball boinged at Hungary + sacking of Luca Badoer = roughly [...]
What the hell is Giancarlo Fisichella doing on pole? Everyone’s surprised. Even me. Although less so, when you consider he’s always gone well in shit cars at Spa. 2nd in 1997 driving the Jordan-Peugeot. 3rd in 2001 driving the Benetton. Either way you cut it, Vijay Mallya is still a douche.
Jenson Button is over the [...]
Schumacher at Spa. Please. Maybe the Pope can make a house call and perform a miracle. For Monza, at least.
Adrian Sutil deserves that McLaren drive. I think yes, even more than Kubica.
Romain Grosjean ain’t half bad. Jaime Alguersuari ain’t now slouch either.
Sebastien Buemi has one-lap wonder pace. That’s it.
Random Sports Thought – Isn’t something that is [...]
If you’re a Damon Hill Sympathizer and bawwww over ‘94 Australia;
then you must be an Ayrton Senna Sympathizer in the same passing maneurver at the 1989 Japanese Grand Prix:
then you must understand where Michael Schumacher gets his hard sportsman tactics and you must be a Michael Schumacher Sympathizer for the 1994 Australian Grand Prix at [...]